ffutures: (marcus 2013)
Buffy / Marvel Cinematic Universe drabble inspired in part by PC by Adrian Tullberg. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10358216/1/PC

All characters belong to their respective creators, megacorporations of doom, etc., whom I suspect would not approve of what I've done with them. I have no idea what the rating is on this one, you have been warned...


'...Nothing's As Good'

Marcus L. Rowland

"So dish," said Willow, "who's the new hottie?"

"I met him in the cemetery, got attacked by a mob of vampires. He killed six without raising a sweat. Left me VERY grateful..."

"Some sort of demon?"

"He's more the strong silent type, like Oz," said Buffy, "but you'd be amazed what he can do with his body. He'll be here in a minute, see for yourself."

The bell rang. Willow went to the door and said "Buffy, someone left a tree here!"

"I am Groot..." said the tree.

"It's like Sid the dummy said," said Buffy, "'Once you go wood...'"

End!

Crossover with Guardians of the Galaxy. The quote at the end of this story and in its title comes from the Buffy episode The Puppet Show, which features a possessed ventriloquist's dummy called Sid:

"...How about you and I do a little rehearsing on our own, honey? You know what they say: once you go wood, nothing’s as good!”


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edited to add a short explanatory note and a small title change, I was remembering a quote wrong.
ffutures: (Mjolnir)
Avengers / Galaxy Quest / Buffy crossover drabble. A weird little idea that crossed my mind while reading Avengers fanfic. All characters and settings belong to various writers and megacorporations of doom, please don't sue.

Hammer Time )

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ffutures: (smurfette)
Angel crossover drabble, especially for [livejournal.com profile] selenak and [livejournal.com profile] speakr2customrs. All characters belong to their respective creators, and there is no intent to infringe on copyright. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.

Blue Meanie )

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ffutures: (Default)
100-word BtVS / NCIS crossover Drabble - all characters belong to various corporate entities who are not me; this story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis. This answers my own challenge A Lonely Jew at Christmas though I was hoping someone would write a longer story...

Warning - character death.

A Happy Event )

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ffutures: (Twiglet)
This is probably the only BtVS / Twilight fanfic I'll ever write, prompted by a thread on the Twisting the Hellmouth forums

Basic Physics )

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ffutures: (Default)
Here's a Warehouse 13 / Young Wizards crossover drabble, everything you need to know (if you don't know the fandoms) is in the end notes.

later Changed the last few words very slightly

License Agreement )

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ffutures: (lantern)
This is basically a response to quite a few stories I’ve seen recently, and to a long thread about tropes in Buffyverse fanfic on the Twisting the Hellmouth forums; none of the drabbles are based on any one story. I’ve chosen to write about Dawn Summers, but it would have been easy to write something similar about most of the Buffyverse characters.

I can believe a lot of things in Buffy fanfic, but one I have trouble with is the super-competent Scooby, the idea that the characters will easily walk into any job that they want. There are sometimes a few practical problems - and if you're writing about a real job, you have no excuse not to do the research and find out what they are...

There might be even more problems if the Scooby actually gets the job!

Six 100-word Drabbles; all characters belong to their respective creators, soulless media conglomerates, etc. No warnings, apart from one slightly squicky idea.

Five jobs... )

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ffutures: (Austin Powers)
BtVS / Multiple crossover drabble series - all characters belong to the usual corporate suspects, not me! All previous parts are here, the plot really makes no sense if you don't read the earlier parts!

Trouble Brewing 7: The One Where Blood is Shed in a Good Cause )

Trouble Brewing 8: The One Where Beauty Is No Match For Brains )

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ffutures: (Buffybot)
BtVS / Multiple crossover drabble series - all characters belong to the usual corporate suspects, not me!

Trouble Brewing 6: The One Where Evil Hears From His Sponsors )

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ffutures: (mug)
True Blood / NCIS crossover, another drabble in the sequence begun with Typecasting. All characters belong to their respective creators, and there is no intent to infringe on copyright. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.

The Trouble With Faeirie )

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ffutures: (Default)
Multiple Drabble. Sometimes you get help that can be a little overwhelming... Small language warning.

Over-Egging the Cake )

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ffutures: (Default)
Crossover drabble inspired by my noticing something about one of the secondary characters in the Young Wizards series. VERY silly YW / Surprise crossover

The Question )

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ffutures: (Default)
I seem to be having a productive week for fanfic.

Another story in my Dr. Who crossover series. Martha Jones must have had a lot of help during the year that never happened, but some of her helpers must have had their own agendas. 100 word Drabbles, multiple crossovers, previous stories are here.


With Friends Like These... [13] )

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ffutures: (Default)
True Blood / NCIS crossover, sequel to Typecasting. All characters belong to their respective creators, and there is no intent to infringe on copyright. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.

Insulting )

Not 100% sure this works. Comments please before I post to archives.
ffutures: (Default)
100-word Lois and Clark / Harry Potter crossover, sequel to Owls Over Metropolis

Frog Day Afternoon )

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ffutures: (Default)
Martha Jones must have had a lot of help during the year that never happened, but some of her helpers must have had their own agendas...

100-word drabbles, previous stories are here

With Friends Like These [11] )

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ffutures: (Default)
Martha Jones must have had a lot of help during the year that never happened, but some of her helpers must have had their own agendas...

100-word drabbles, previous stories are here

With Friends Like These [10] )

Comments please before I post to archives. I may be posting another of these later today if I can come up with a good punch line.
ffutures: (Default)
A silly idea I had after finally getting around to watching True Blood S2.

True Blood / NCIS crossover. All characters belong to their respective creators, and there is no intent to infringe on copyright. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.

Typecasting )

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ffutures: (terminator)
Forgot to post this - someone on Twisting the Hellmouth has begun a zombie apocalypse round robin. Earlier chapters were Buffyverse, but I thought I'd open it up a little...

A Change in Priorities
ffutures: (Andromeda)
Another BtVS / BSG crossover drabble, and probably not the last - I'm posting this series to Twisting the Hellmouth as Trouble Brewing

The One Where A Common Kitchen Appliance Is Maligned )

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