Better in the Original Draconic

Here's one I've come up with:

In the romantic psychological drama The Bleating of the Muttonwools
dedicated healer Huvager Laperal helps a traumatised young dragoness
overcome a phobia which has hitherto prevented her from eating dragon
flesh. The novel ends with her cured, despite the tragic loss of her
parents, and the couple dining together on her father's brains and a
nice chianti...

Another "Better in the Original Draconic"

This one is a bit long so I've put it behind the cut - maybe a bit too long, tell me what you think.

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