Good grief...
I always thought it was an urban myth... even when I was doing phone support for a second-hand computer shop it never happened... but I just solved a relative's laptop problem over the phone by asking if it was plugged in. The answer, of course, was that it wasn't, and the battery was flat.
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Unless, of course, you get a clever so and so who feels patronised by the attempt to save their face!