ffutures | The deadly Gazebo

Something that may not mean much to you if you're not into RPGs...

Someone on Freecycle is asking for a gazebo.

I cast Charm Person on the Gazebo. Does it work?

Nope.

Is it evil?

I cast Sanctuary, just to be on the safe side...

A wise precaution.

How would you tell?

By the amount of arrows sticking in it? (And their colour; black arrows would indicate that evil things don't like it.)

It's pretty dark, you have difficulty determining the colour of the arrows.

Detect Evil spell, duh!

You sense nothing - It's obviously screened against detection

Gazebos have been summoned into being by the Harper Government™. I think that's proof that they are evil. (Or at best Neutral, I suppose.)

Wouldn't know on that one....

A fireball will take care of it very quickly. Unless it has already devoured me.

A fireball takes care of most things, if they're sufficiently wimpy. But do you want to risk enraging it?