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Highlander / Top Gear Drabble - Hiding In Plain Sight II
Highlander / Top Gear crossover, suggested indirectly by Don Sample's Slayer in a Reasonably Priced Car. All characters belong to their respective creators etc., there is no intent to infringe on copyright. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.
Hiding In Plain Sight is an earlier drabble which has no connection to this one other than the title.
Hiding In Plain Sight II
by Marcus L. Rowland
"What do you mean, Ritchie's alive?" shouted Duncan McLeod.
"You were out of your mind with the demon possession," said Methos, "so I helped him fake his death; shot you with a taser so you'd think you'd taken his quickening. He's fine, but he's still hiding from you.
"So what's he doing? He can't race any more."
"You'd be surprised."
In a studio thousands of miles away the presenter faced the camera and said "Some say his buttocks are made out of rubber, others claim that he's risen from the dead. All that we know is, he's called The Stig..."
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Comments please before I post to archives
Hiding In Plain Sight is an earlier drabble which has no connection to this one other than the title.
Hiding In Plain Sight II
by Marcus L. Rowland
"What do you mean, Ritchie's alive?" shouted Duncan McLeod.
"You were out of your mind with the demon possession," said Methos, "so I helped him fake his death; shot you with a taser so you'd think you'd taken his quickening. He's fine, but he's still hiding from you.
"So what's he doing? He can't race any more."
"You'd be surprised."
In a studio thousands of miles away the presenter faced the camera and said "Some say his buttocks are made out of rubber, others claim that he's risen from the dead. All that we know is, he's called The Stig..."
End.
Comments please before I post to archives
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Very good!
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Absolutely wonderful...
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Though my inner punctuation/grammar monster dearly wants to either put a semicolon after "fake his death" or an "and".
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Also gave the other one a look, shame he suggests changing model of car rather than just to the back up they have on site, ruins the logic a bit. Would have commented but you had to register and everything to do that and, did I mention, not really a fanfic type...
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Of course if he'd been Black Stig that would explain the whole "Launch a car off the edge of the Invincible" moment. It wouldn't have killed him,. but it would have taken him forever to walk back home.
Yes, I think too much.
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I wonder if it might be worth emailing it to Top Gear (preceded by a quick sentence or two of witty introduction/explanation of drabbles, The Highlander, and the quickening) on the off-chance Jeremy Clarkson might read out your email on the show.
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