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This is a crossover between the Harry Potter books, the Buffy The Vampire Slayer TV series, and the film Bedazzled (1967, not the 2000 remake), with some other crossovers and Easter eggs, so far including Dogma (1999) and Time Bandits (1981). All characters belong to their respective creators / owners / megacorporations of doom and not to me, please don't sue...

( VI - Summer of '99 )

Now posted with a few edits to archives:

On Twisting the Hellmouth - https://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-34251/MarcusRowland+Harry+Potter+Undazzled.htm
On Fanfiction.net - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14336114/1/Harry-Potter-Undazzled
On Archive of Our Own - https://archiveofourown.org/works/54407350

Continuing my Worm / War of the Worlds crossover story. Another fairly short chapter to end the first day of the story.

The previous chapters are archived on these sites:
On Twisting the Hellmouth - https://www.tthfanfic.org/story.php?no=33872
On AO3 - https://archiveofourown.org/works/39112812
On Fanfiction.net - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14083560/1/The-Martian
On Spacebattles Forum - https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-martian-worm-the-war-of-the-worlds-au.1034761/

See chapter I for disclaimers.

( VIII - Podkayne of Mars )

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Continuing my Worm / War of the Worlds crossover story. A much shorter delay than usual...

The previous chapters are archived on these sites:
On Twisting the Hellmouth - https://www.tthfanfic.org/story.php?no=33872
On AO3 - https://archiveofourown.org/works/39112812
On Fanfiction.net - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14083560/1/The-Martian
On Spacebattles Forum - https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/the-martian-worm-the-war-of-the-worlds-au.1034761/

See chapter I for disclaimers.

( VII - Interlude - Marvin )

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Over the last month or so I've received at least eight or ten messages and reviews on fanfiction.net from people who say that they are huge fans of my work and want to illustrate it - which is stupid for several reasons, not least that fanfiction.net only allows one small title graphic per story, which has to also be used shrunk as an icon for the story.

I'm guessing that following up on this results in the artist wanting payment via Patreon or similar, and either no result or a piece of AI-generated extruded fanfic art product which breaks the uncanny valley in multiple ways. I'm not interested anyway, because I make my own illos if I need them.

Am I unlucky in this, or is everyone who posts there receiving this sort of spam?

This is a crossover between the Harry Potter books, the Buffy The Vampire Slayer TV series, and the film Bedazzled (1967, not the 2000 remake). Some other crossovers and easter eggs are likely. All characters belong to their respective creators / owners / megacorporations of doom and not to me, please don't sue...



Now posted to archives with some minor changes;

On Twisting the Hellmouth - https://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-34251/MarcusRowland+Harry+Potter+Undazzled.htm
On Fanfiction.net - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14336114/1/Harry-Potter-Undazzled
On Archive of Our Own - https://archiveofourown.org/works/54407350

Continuing my Worm / War of the Worlds crossover story. Apologies for another long delay

The previous chapters are archived on these sites:
On Twisting the Hellmouth - https://www.tthfanfic.org/story.php?no=33872
On AO3 - https://archiveofourown.org/works/39112812
On Fanfiction.net - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14083560/1/The-Martian

See chapter I for disclaimers.




Comments please before I post to archives.

Continuing my Worm / War of the Worlds crossover story.

The previous chapters are archived on these sites:
On Twisting the Hellmouth - https://www.tthfanfic.org/story.php?no=33872
On AO3 - https://archiveofourown.org/works/39112812
On Fanfiction.net - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14083560/1/The-Martian

See chapter I for disclaimers.

( III - A Princess of Mars )

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Update Saturday - now posted to archives with a few changes. Most notably, I've made some changes to Hanna's cover story, see any of the archives above for the current version.

I started writing this in 2011 but shelved it when I couldn’t come up with a useful plot. When I heard that Nichelle Nichols (Uhura) had died I decided to rework it as a character piece. I hope it works. This is set in the same universe as my story Omphalos.

( Mentor )

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This is the first chapter of a story which I think is a fanfic first - a Worm / War of the Worlds crossover. It is, needless to say, fairly AU for both sources...

( The Martian - Chapter I: We Used To Be Friends )

There's a bit of an info dump in this chapter but it's a very AU setting and need to get some information (and a few red herrings) into the story early. Hopefully it still works.

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Continuing my Harry Potter / DC crossover, previous parts on any of these archives:

On Fanfiction.net
On Archive of Our Own
On Twisting the Hellmouth

( Chapter XXXI: We Can Rule You Wholesale )



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Now archived with a few small changes