Memety-meme

[ffutures]

Fanfic meme nicked from selenak

Ask my characters a question. I make you no promises they'll tell the truth, however...

"My characters" for the purpose of this meme meaning characters I've written prominently in fanfiction, from any fandom. My complete oeuvre of fanfic is here if you want to check if I've written any given character.

Comments

[curiouswombat.livejournal.com]

Wallace; is cheese on toast the food of the gods, or a waste of good cheese?

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Eee, that's a hard one. Happen it depends on the cheese, and how fresh it is. It's one way to use up the last bits of a cheese if it's starting to go stale, but I can't remember the last time I kept a cheese that long.

I will say, though, that the softer lunar cheeses are exceptionally more-ish toasted with a little Worcestershire sauce, but for most a wholemeal cracker is favourite.

[nelc.livejournal.com]

Supergirl, do you have anything you wish to say to the paparazzi who keep trying to photograph up your skirt?

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Yes, I have legs, and yes, I wear a skirt. You will find that the skirt is worn over a leotard, and that the material was VERY carefully selected and remains opaque even if wet, even in the infra-red spectrum etc.

I can also fly several miles in the time it takes you to press your shutter button; play nice, or all of your photos will be a little dot waaaaaaaay in the distance...

[nelc.livejournal.com]

Is it true that you can burn out digital cameras with your heat vision, and fog film cameras with your X-ray vision?

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Would I do that? ;-)