Avengers / Galaxy Quest / Buffy crossover drabble: Hammer Time

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Avengers / Galaxy Quest / Buffy crossover drabble. A weird little idea that crossed my mind while reading Avengers fanfic. All characters and settings belong to various writers and megacorporations of doom, please don't sue.


Hammer Time

Marcus L. Rowland

"Where's your hammer?" asks Stark.

Alexander Dane looks into the dying Thermian's eyes. "...by Grabthar's hammer... by the Sons of Warvan... you shall be... avenged." Suddenly a hammer is in his hand, impossibly heavy, then feather-light as he throws it with explosive force at Sarris' goons.

Thor shrugs. "Around."

Olaf's hammer shatters; Buffy stumbles back, fingers numb, groping for another weapon. The hammer that appears in her hand feels right, she turns and strikes one killing blow that caves in Glory's chest, then races, weapon forgotten, to rescue Dawn.

Mjolnir appears in his hand. "He likes to keep busy."

End.



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Comments

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

If I had a hammer/I'd hammer in the morning/I'd hammer in the evening/All over this land.

Okay, Martin Luther King Jr. wouldn't have much use for pagan weaponry. Tempting though. :)

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Thanks - I've made a minor change, let me know what you think.

[jeriendhal.livejournal.com]

Much better pacing. :)

[honorh.livejournal.com]

Heh. I like it.

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Thanks!

[strangevisitor7.livejournal.com]

That was fun!

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Thanks!

[jedibuttercup]

Heee. Would be nice to see the alterations play out; but a very neat little drabble.

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Well, you can only do so many variations on "hammer appear, bad guys squish, hammer goes bye-bye" really.

[pinigir.livejournal.com]

Cool! Love the idea of Mjolnir appearing for/to others in need. :-)

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Why not? Hammers have needs too...

[vitruvian23.livejournal.com]

How about the unfortunate consequences of Mjolnir subbing for the usual clue hammer pulled out of hammerspace in response to unwanted sexual advances?

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Think that's one for another day and someone else to write.

[seldon79.livejournal.com]

Nice. All that manages to incorporate a quote from GQ gets a brownie point from me.