Silly BTVS / RPF idea

Something I've wanted someone to write for a long time: BtVS meets The Osbournes. Ozzy discovers that he has a long-lost nephew? cousin? whatever? living in a Californian town called Sunnydale, and sets out to meet Oz - accompanied by family, TV crew, etc. They finally catch up with him on the night of the full moon, and wackiness ensues...