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[ffutures]

In my last big HP crossover Bring Me The Head of Harry Potter I killed off Rita Skeeter fairly gratuitously. In Dead Trouble I think I want to do it again, but a little differently. So...

[Poll #1040276]

Comments

[vitruvian23.livejournal.com]

It might be appropriate for Illyria to present her spine to Harry as a trophy, I think...

[arkeus.livejournal.com]

Seconded!

[vitruvian23.livejournal.com]

I think I might have to change my vote... it seems fairly certain that everybody from Dawn to Harry would try to talk Illyria out of actually doing this, although I'm sure Harry would be tempted.

[inamac.livejournal.com]

Preserved in amber while in bug form and given to Hermione to wear as a necklace?

One tends to forget that Rita is another 'unregistered animagus' - clearly the registry department of the Ministry of Magic is as efficient at the Muggle Home Office...

[doctor-toc.livejournal.com]

I loathe Rita Skeeter so much that I actually find it hard to imagine a death horrible enough for her, and you know what I'm like for producing creatively awful deaths (having once come up with a fate so awful that it make a hardened player in my old CHILL campaign puke at the table).

[davidkevin.livejournal.com]

I find the notion of someone becoming sick at a gaming table nauseating, although not enough to cause me to emulate the action.

[featherxquill.livejournal.com]

*weeps at the very thought*

I have written her death once myself, but still.... *cries*

*clings to Rita*

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but you appear to be somewhat outnumbered.