BtVS / West Wing drabble - 20 second spot

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Another drabble for All Shall Love Me and Despair, the round robin I've posted on Twisting the Hellmouth - there are four others I didn't write.


100-word Angel / West Wing Drabble, no real spoilers. All characters belong to their respective creators and there is no intention to infringe their copyright. This story may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.

Twenty-Second Spot

by Marcus L. Rowland

"Fact. Seventy-five percent of Americans believe that Illyria will be a better president than any other candidate."

"Fact. Eighty-seven percent of Americans believe that Illyria will rip their spleens out if they don't vote for her."

"Fact. Ninety-three percent of Americans believe that Illyria will rip their spleens out if she isn't elected."

"Fact. Your chances of surviving without a spleen are considerably worse than your chances of surviving under Illyria's glorious rule."

"A vote for Illyria is a vote for keeping your spleen."

"I am Illyria, God-King of the Primordium, your candidate. This message, though barely adequate, will suffice."