I am so tempted to reply to this...

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Someone's post on freecycle tonight:

Wanted pc mousse (chalk farm) by xxxxxx
Hi,I am looking for a mousse for my laptop. If anyone has one that they don't use,ley me know. Thanks

I have some low-fat lemon mousses in my fridge...

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[curiouswombat.livejournal.com]

Or hair mousse...

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Not something I tend to keep around, for some strange reason...

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

What would a moose need a laptop for?

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Probably on line looking for moose women.

[nelc.livejournal.com]

A strange short-circuit has happened in my brain connecting your comment to Kirk's "Why would God need a spaceship?" I am now giggling inanely for no explicable reason....

[pauldormer.livejournal.com]

Reminds me that at Confabulation back in 1995 (the one with a moose as its emblem) in some trivia quiz I won The Ultimate Mousse Cookbook. Which was in the shape of a moose!

Must go back and try some of the recipes again.

I suppose a mousse for a laptop could be some sort of cleaning preparation.

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Actually I think I have a can of that somewhere.

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A mousse once bit my sister... (http://www.smouse.force9.co.uk/monty.htm)

[jordan179.livejournal.com]

> USE THE MOUSSE WITH THE LAPTOP.

That doesn't do anything.

> PUT THE MOUSSE ON THE LAPTOP.

The laptop is messy with mousse.

> PLUG THE MOUSSE INTO THE LAPTOP.

You have a sweet input device!

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But sticky keys.

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A mousse once bit my sister... (http://www.smouse.force9.co.uk/monty.htm)