For anyone who likes good crossover fanfiction...

[ffutures]

...beware!

http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/

Is an automatic crossover fanfic plot generator. VERY silly!

e.g.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sonic the Hedgehog and Muppet Babies. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!

Comments

[trinfaneb.livejournal.com]

Yes, 'tis a silly site :) The only one I've got so far that makes sense is:

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Iron Chef and ER. The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!"

[trinfaneb.livejournal.com]

I hope its ok to use SVU in this case :)

"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Law & Order and Spiderman. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!"

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

Doc Ock, presumably?

[trinfaneb.livejournal.com]

Meat cleaver accidents aren't pretty :)

[karohemd.livejournal.com]

I like this one:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Night of the Living Dead and David Blaine. The story should use good characters becoming evil as a plot device!

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

But I write stuff like that anyway!

The next thing I have in the pipeline is a BtVS/'Allo 'Allo crossover. I shall say this only once...

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

After a few stupid ones I got
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Clarissa Explains it All and Oregon Trail. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!

I used to watch 'Clarissa Explains it All' with my daughter and I'm reasonably familiar with the 'verse; I'm actually tempted to write that one.

[trinfaneb.livejournal.com]

Just remember to have someone die of dysentery and you are good to go :)

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

I like writing fight scenes and so I'll go with the Chuck Norris version of 'Oregon Trail'.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery but from roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

[jinxed-wood.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Ally McBeal and Survivor. The story should use religion as a plot device!

or

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Ninja Turtles and Magnum PI. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!

Ah yes, the possibilities....?

[trinfaneb.livejournal.com]

Ally McBeal dies on Survivor Haiti after two days because she has no fat reserves and the rest of the tribe tries to bring her back as a zombie in a Voodoo ritual?

[jinxed-wood.livejournal.com]

The smoke, thick and greasy, and smelling faintly of Chanel No.5, rose from the fire like a vengeful...uh...lawyer.

"I'm the Great Angst Ridden Actor," it chirped dolefully. "Hear me whine for all eternity!"

"Oh, sweet gods, no!" cried out one of the contestants,. "It's a celebrity, get us out of here!"

...and this bit of inanity was brought to you by...?

[speranda.livejournal.com]

Thank you for this amusement! I tried it a few times, and kept getting something I knew nothing of as one of the first two elements, but this did sound like a lot of fun, or maybe not ...

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Lord of the Rings and Ally McBeal. The story should use an overdose as a plot device!