Ceres-ous business

[ffutures]

I need a title, and possibly some section titles, for an adventure set on and in the asteroid Ceres.

So far the best I've come up with is "A Ceres of Unfortunate Events," but I'm thinking of that as a section title rather than a main title, for the bit where I explain what the adventure's about.

I may also nick Asimov's article title "The World Ceres," but again that works better for a section than the overall title.

Any other suggestions?


Later: Thanks everyone, I think that's enough for the time being!

Later still: vaguely surprised nobody suggested Ceres and parallel...

Comments

[sammywol.livejournal.com]

'Life Cerial'?
'Latest in the Ceres'?
'Sequence or Ceres?'?
or the more portentous 'Ceres Finale'

have to stop now ... damnit! brainworm! Thanks. Will be 'Ceres'ing all bloody night now ...

[ci5rod.livejournal.com]

Do you mind tortuous puns, or should things stay Cerean?

"Geometric Ceres" sounds like it should be a Flatland crossover.
"Arithmetic Ceres"
"Infinite Ceres"
and so on...

[ggreig]

Do you mind tortuous puns

You can't be Ceres, man. You CANNOT BE CERES!

[gbsteve.livejournal.com]

That's what I was thinking too.

[johnreiher.livejournal.com]

Hmm,

"A Ceres of Opportunities"

"A Ceres of Wonders"

"A Ceres of Compromises"

"A Dark Ceres"

"Endless Ceres"

"Things always happen in Ceres"

"A Ceres of Incidents"

"A Ceres of Disasters"

"A Ceres of Wrong Decisions"

[zanda-myrande.livejournal.com]

"Ceres A Tavern In The Town/A House In New Orleans/A Green Hill Far Away/..."

"Cerean Exposé/Heat/Pain"

Or you could have one about a vaguely insectile automated mining drone: "Ceres Ro-bug"...