Don't usually do memes but...

[ffutures]

...from various sources: Five fictional characters who deserve a good punch on the nose:



1: Bond, James Bond. Smug sexist elitist snobbish bullying racist git. Do I need to say more?

2: Hagrid. Nobody is that thick without malice aforethought. Wouldn't surprise me if he was Voldemort's deep cover agent.

3: Treecats (and little dragons and other cute sentient pets, and the people who let them ride on their shoulders) Turn on the humans, bozos, and use those amazing telepathic powers (or whatever) to rid the universe of endless twee writing.

4: Angel. Given a right way, a wrong way, and a way that'll cause maximum problems for everyone around him, three guesses which one he won't pick.

5: Anita Blake, the ultimate Mary Sue. Do I need to justify this?

Now returning you to memeless service...

Comments

[lalouve.livejournal.com]

Yes, death to cute snuggly literary animals who do not (unlike real pets) leave disconcerting presents or inadequately digested food and drink in your bed. The only good tiny lizard is one that eats Peter Stormare in Jurassic Park.
I find Hagrid kind of sexy. I realise what this says about my taste in men, but still.