Electric Pentacle Warranty

[ffutures]

I'm revising Forgotten Futures IV: The Carnacki Cylinders - mostly to convert it to PDF since it is currently fairly crude HTML, also to update various ideas and improve the graphics etc. This is mostly done, and I'm currently waiting on feedback from various people, hopefully it will be on line in the next week or two.

For various reasons I'm now working on a separate "Electric Pentacle Instruction Manual", which will include some big floor plans of the thing in use for RPG purposes. One of the things I need to include is warranty information and disclaimers. Does this seem vaguely plausible for a British manufacturer circa 1909?

Warranty

This equipment is sold checked and in working order, and the equipment is guaranteed as follows, subject to use as instructed:

Mercury discharge tubes: 6 months
Induction coil ozone filter: 6 months
Battery: 1 year
Induction coil: 1 year
Other electrical components: 2 years

This warranty is limited to normal use only, and does not cover breakage and other damage by impact, fire, water, battery acid, animals or Ab-natural phenomena.

WARNING: This equipment operates at very high voltages, and buyers are strongly advised to use a qualified electrician for initial assembly and if any repairs or adjustments need to be made. If you would like RPLC Ltd. to arrange for initial assembly after delivery please book it at the time of purchase – there is an additional charge for this service, and it is not available outside London. Our electricians can also make service calls by appointment, again in the London area only.

DISCLAIMER: This equipment is sold for experimental purposes only; RPLC Ltd. cannot accept any liability for injuries, damage, or death to users if it is unable to resist Ab-natural and other supernatural forces.


Anything else I should be adding?
 

Comments

[aota]

I like it. Makes a fun bit of text for the description.

[ffutures]

Thanks. Still think it needs a bit more, but I'm running out of space on the first page so it'll do.

Unless I make the print much smaller, of course...