Meet a Loony...

[ffutures]

This is a description of one of the intelligent(?) races of Io:

As he struck the ground the four loonies giggled. Their great, idiotic heads, looking like nothing so much as the comic faces painted on Sunday balloons for children, swayed in unison on their five-foot necks, as thin as Grant's wrist.

"Get out!" he blazed, scrambling erect. "Beat it, skiddoo, scram! No chocolate. No candy. Not until you learn that I want ferva leaves, and not any junk you happen to grab. Clear out!"

The loonies—Lunae Jovis Magnicapites, or literally, Bigheads of Jupiter's Moon—backed away, giggling plaintively. Beyond doubt, they considered Grant fully as idiotic as he considered them, and were quite unable to understand the reasons for his anger. But they certainly realized that no candy was to be forthcoming, and their giggles took on a note of keen disappointment.

So keen, indeed, that the leader, after twisting his ridiculous blue face in an imbecilic grin at Grant, voiced a last wild giggle and dashed his head against a glittering stone-bark tree. His companions casually picked up his body and moved off, with his head dragging behind them on its neck like a prisoner's ball on a chain.

And this was originally a Victorian version of a prehistoric animal with someone riding it - I've edited out the rear legs and the rider, and used the rider's arms as its hands - does it seem to fit the description? I know the neck's a bit thick, but I think in other respects it works pretty well, so much so I'm inclined to use it as it is rather than trying to change the neck.

Comments

[jordan179.livejournal.com]

That's a pretty good picture, and it works better than the illustrations of the Loonies I've usually seen (which make the neck so thin that it might randomly break just from moving around). One big unanswered question is what the Loony psychology is really like -- we know that they were once a civilized race, and one wonders why they are really doing the odd, careless, and even self-destructive things they do in the story.

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

I think they're permanently out of their skulls, their brains fried by a mixture of Blancha fever and farva leaves...

[jordan179.livejournal.com]

Seriously, though, maybe something very bad permanently happened to either the Ionian ecosystem which rendered it mildly toxic to its former inhabitants, or (through retroviral contamination of the genetic code) to the Loony race, as part of whatever crashed their civilization?

[jordan179.livejournal.com]

... something which, unless some Mad Scientists or Misguided Inventors are stopped, might also happen to Earth?

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

More seriously, I am deeply suspicious of the Slinkers and the related Martian species. I think they're something like Moties.

[jordan179.livejournal.com]

That's a good point. The Thoth certainly know something about them that inspires hatred, and the Thoth are normally fairly friendly.

[jordan179.livejournal.com]

Perhaps untrustworthy, unimaginative, but hellishly-fast breeders, learners and technicians? Note that Tweel was furious to see them raiding the Thoth library.

That would make them a lot like Motie Watchmakers.

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

Yes - and Mad Moon says that they can work metal etc.

[james-nicoll.livejournal.com]

I think Tweel's people found them and accidentally spread them across the solar system, killing a number of otherwise healthy civilizations.

It's obvious why this didn't work on Venus but I think Earth should be very grateful the Martians happened to pick Egypt to visit. Egypt has cats.

[ffutures.livejournal.com]

I've mentioned the Thoth as the most likely vector in the section on Mars. Hadn't thought of cats - it's an interesting idea.