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ffuturesBtVS / Multiple crossover drabble series - all characters belong to the usual corporate suspects, not me! All previous parts are here, the plot really makes no sense if you don't read the earlier parts!
The One Where Blood is Shed in a Good Cause
Marcus L. Rowland
"They still haven't paid the ransom," said Willow. "could be days before there's coffee again."
"Let's do it," said Starbuck.
Willow cut Starbuck's arm, muttered a spell, then flicked blood at a map of the world. The droplets landed on the USA. She repeated the process five times, narrowing in on a warehouse in Seattle.
"That's three blocks from Starbucks HQ," said Xander. "Doctor Evil must be based there."
"I'll call Riley," said Buffy. "Maybe we can get in on the action. First on the scene gets first crack at the beans."
"Then can we kill some Toasters?" asked Starbuck.
End.
The One Where Beauty Is No Match For Brains
Marcus L. Rowland
Doctor Evil's Seattle fortress shook as another hole was blown in the walls. The NCIS agents ran in, guns drawn.
"Hello, boys." Four beautiful girls in revealing costumes undulated towards them. DiNozzo and McGee paused, then everyone dived for cover as the fembots nipple guns started to rake the room.
"Override Warren Omega!" The fembots stopped firing. The agents turned to see a woman following them in. "May, June, July, activate self-destruct." Three fembots collapsed.
"I'm Willow," said the redhead, "I've deprogrammed these things before." She licked her lips. "August, follow us... and bring the whipped cream."
End
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Marcus L. Rowland
"They still haven't paid the ransom," said Willow. "could be days before there's coffee again."
"Let's do it," said Starbuck.
Willow cut Starbuck's arm, muttered a spell, then flicked blood at a map of the world. The droplets landed on the USA. She repeated the process five times, narrowing in on a warehouse in Seattle.
"That's three blocks from Starbucks HQ," said Xander. "Doctor Evil must be based there."
"I'll call Riley," said Buffy. "Maybe we can get in on the action. First on the scene gets first crack at the beans."
"Then can we kill some Toasters?" asked Starbuck.
End.
Marcus L. Rowland
Doctor Evil's Seattle fortress shook as another hole was blown in the walls. The NCIS agents ran in, guns drawn.
"Hello, boys." Four beautiful girls in revealing costumes undulated towards them. DiNozzo and McGee paused, then everyone dived for cover as the fembots nipple guns started to rake the room.
"Override Warren Omega!" The fembots stopped firing. The agents turned to see a woman following them in. "May, June, July, activate self-destruct." Three fembots collapsed.
"I'm Willow," said the redhead, "I've deprogrammed these things before." She licked her lips. "August, follow us... and bring the whipped cream."
End
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Date: 2011-06-24 01:09 pm (UTC)I may need to go back start at the beginning...