Another Mistaken Identity Drabble
Feb. 8th, 2005 11:22 amAbsolutely nothing to do with the Buffyverse, for a change...
Thought of this while getting coffee, wrote it in about ten minutes, which isn't bad going. But it's a bit silly...
Mistaken Identity VI . . . . .
Thought of this while getting coffee, wrote it in about ten minutes, which isn't bad going. But it's a bit silly...
by Marcus L. Rowland
"Lead me to Black," said Voldemort.
The snake glided away; Voldemort followed it through muggle London to a hotel near the Leaky Cauldron, up the stairs, said "Alohomora!" to open the door.
The occupant wore muggle clothes, and seemed surprised at the intrusion. "Did you think this disguise would fool me, Black? Aveda Kadeva!.
Black fell to the floor, Voldemort turned to leave. Behind him two rings of greenish light played over the body.
The snake hissed, too late, as Black sat up and shot Voldemort in the back.
"THIS IS THE VOICE OF THE MYSTERONS. YOUR WIZARD HAS FAILED..."
This one is especially for
the_mysterons
I couldn't resist
Date: 2005-02-08 03:53 pm (UTC)“This is the Angel Fighter/Bomber aircraft, that you will be flying,” said Captain Violet. “It’s the most stealthy aircraft ever developed; it’s engines allow it to super-cruise at Mach 3.5; it has thrust vectoring, for super-manoeuvrability and VTOL capability. It’s armament includes a 20mm Vulcan IV cannon, multi-seeker air-to-air missiles, and a large variety of air-to-ground munitions. Any questions?”
A blonde cadet in the back raised her hand. “Yes, Cadet Harmony.”
“Do I have to wear that helmet, ’cause it’s gonna totally ruin my hair, and does it have a vanity mirror?”
Re: I couldn't resist
Date: 2005-02-08 04:04 pm (UTC)Re: I couldn't resist
Date: 2005-02-08 04:36 pm (UTC)If only you could use your powers for good....
Re: I couldn't resist
Date: 2005-02-09 12:04 am (UTC)[FX evil laugh]