Weasley Weapons

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In the last chapter of my Harry Potter story I mentioned that Fred and George had some weapons so evil that they'd never even used then for pranking. I now have to describe them...

so far my best ideas are vampiric Pygmy Puffs ( basically blood-sucking fast breeding tribbles), turbo-nifflers (like ordinary nifflers but a LOT faster), and giant squid pheromone spray (not sure about that one since I'm not writing tentacle porn). Any other suggestions?

Comments

[eledonecirrhosa]

Well, turn the giant squid pheromones into were-squid potions. You become a weresquid and gain all the powers of a squid - changing colour, squirting ink, and dropping dead after mating (like salmon do).

Diamond summoning. You summon the biggest diamond possible into the hand of your target. Trouble is the biggest diamonds on Earth are deep in the mantle and thus ridiculously hot. The diamond arrives, reacts with the oxygen of the atmosphere and creates a fireball as heat, oxygen and carbon mix. Possibly an explosive fireball as the huge diamond shatters into lots of pieces in the 'cold' of room temperature.

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The first one sounds suitably silly. The second one is maybe too much of a high- tech idea for wizards, plus probably needing way too much magical power to be practical.