Weasley Weapons

[ffutures]

In the last chapter of my Harry Potter story I mentioned that Fred and George had some weapons so evil that they'd never even used then for pranking. I now have to describe them...

so far my best ideas are vampiric Pygmy Puffs ( basically blood-sucking fast breeding tribbles), turbo-nifflers (like ordinary nifflers but a LOT faster), and giant squid pheromone spray (not sure about that one since I'm not writing tentacle porn). Any other suggestions?

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[willibald]

If you really want it:
The Prince's Bride (8527 words) by Willibald
Chapters: 7/7
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Princess Bride (1987), The Princess Bride - William Goldman
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Hermione Granger/Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore/Severus Snape
Characters: Scorpius Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Rubeus Hagrid, Voldemort, Peter Pettigrew, Minerva McGonagall, Horace Slughorn, Sirius Black, Asteria Malfoy, Cornelius Fudge
Additional Tags: Crack, Dumbledore Being a Dick, Alternate Universe - Crack, Alternate Universe - Role Reversal, Crack Crossover, True Love, Pirates, Giants, R.O.U.S.s, A bit of Crack Thrown In for Good Measure, Same Age Hermione and Severus
Summary:

While Scorpius is ill, his grandfather tells him a familiar story full of fairly recognisable characters